so what are you actually meant to do with a penis?
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.
But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.”
those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it
"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
I tweeted that this commercial made me cry, and one of the gay dads from the commercial favorited it.
Does existence precede essence? I feel for you, Bruce. It’s hard to debate the metaphysical when you’re a grown man who’s tired and dirty and wearing a strange dude’s pants.
#ruffalo’s rueful self-deprecating humour and sort of philosophical acceptance of his inner rage monster #is one of my favourite things about this film #especially as his seeming mellowness masks #a great deal of care and deliberation and always striving for that control #and a terrible struggle against being betrayed by himself #but he doesn’t waste time being all broody angst-puppet about it #because he is a fucking grown-up #ilu bruce
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources